» Gone to get my con on!

tags: gnome speaks + Anime Iowa is here! + Going to be a fun weekend! + I'll be lurking of course + but mostly going to enjoy my friends and fellow nerds + sorry ahead of time if I post random things + cons do funny things to people + See you all later! + Enjoy your weekend as well! +
tags: Is it rip out my heart day or something?! + ouch + nope I didn't need to feel today + avatar +
» Well did you? [Closed with omgthatoneninja]




"That’s a lot of fabric," she teased, "plus you’d probably get me to help you in some way. Sew the zippers on or something random." True, Reni would definitely have kids in the future but there wasn’t anyway that would happen soon. 

She might have been happy for Reni, but the images could have been one less thing to think about. Although the lightning throughout the body sounded like a good time, but that was pushed aside for the moment. At least when she left and went back home. She continued to listen as her mind was wandering to other things…but quickly snapped back as she finished her story. 

The cheeky grin from Reni only made Wy smile more, “So, now what? What’s the next step for you two?”

"You’d be the best zipper sewer in the village for sure!" chuckling shaking her head. Reni barely thought ahead to the next few months and now here she was talking about sewing little green onsies for hypothetical children. It was strange to think she had a future at all after all someone in her line of work one didn’t plan too far ahead because who knew if they’d be around to fulfill them.

Again pushing the thought from her mind back to the conversation. “Well I see you like the lightning bit.” jabbing her friend in the arm lightly. “I shouldn’t be giving you any ideas, should I? If you do try something I want to know!” heartfelt laugh echoed the room then the mirth died down some as Reni turned over the question like a stone in her mind.

"To be honest I don’t know." sighing softly " I think maybe we’ll just see where it goes, not plan anything and just be happy." it sounded like a good plan to Reni and she hoped it sounded good to Wy as well. Sometimes no plan was the best plan and this seemed like the best tactic right now.

tags: whyohta +
tags: i'm eh on the au + but this is awesome! + deadly buns +
» NSFW Prompts
"Whipped cream or chocolate sauce?"
"Come sit on my lap."
"I can't stop thinking about your hands on me."
"My thighs can be your earmuffs."
"God, you look good."
"Come here, baby."
"Come here, daddy."
"Give me a kiss."
"Your mouth looks great all pink and swollen."
"I could really use a fuck right now."
"We can take a quick shower."
"I could give you a massage, if you want."
"You're so cute I could just eat you up."
"Would you prefer lingerie or a collar?"
"Hey, I'm open minded."
"Are you sure that's safe?"
"Silk or lace?"
"I want to be sore."
"I don't have a gag reflex."
"What flavour condom do you like?"
"We have time to kill; you know what that means."
"Beg for it."
"You look super hot from down here."
"You look super hot from up here."
"Someone's happy to see me."
tags: ask box things + answers my not be nsfw + just a heads up +
tags: fai's fab art + zljdlfsdjflkdsf + YES! + mini lotus + no brows +


I’ve seemed to convinced 200 of you to like my dork of a muse well good that means my evil plan is coming along nicely!

But seriously thank you all! I have had a wonderful time being here and interacting with you! Even more of a blast watching my little ball of an idea grow into this full blown character that so many seem to enjoy. I’m flattered and kind of at a loss for words though fangirl noises are abundant trust me!

I’m going to stick with people who’ve made a great impact so if you aren’t on this list I apologize I still love you promise!

Alright to the nitty gritty then….

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tags: 200 follow forever + 200 guys! + where did you all come from? + I mean I am thankful for each and everyone of you + but why? + why are you here? + also take it easy on this post it is my first one of these + I tried alright +
tags: this pair + seriously the best + bamfs + turtle man + masked slacker +
"Compared to friendship and compassion, experience is meaningless."

Yugioh Abridged Meme Starters! x

"Oh why did you get the better fortune in your cookie!" pleading to the woman. "All I got was ‘I cannot help you, for I am just a cookie.’ seriously they weren’t even trying on that one!" sighing tossing the slip of paper onto the table.

tags: yugioh abridged meme + haha + that is her luck though + deadlydango +
"Remind me why we’re friends again."

Yugioh Abridged Meme Starters! x

"Because who else are you going to call to bail you out and have it not leave a paper trail?" smirking "Now come on just because you are mad at my choice of payback doesn’t mean you don’t find me adorable besides it is just one jumpsuit and I let you keep the mask didn’t I? Now let me see!"

tags: yugioh abridged meme + XD + she's evil + wellhonedblade +
"Hey you, quit drawing attention to yourself. You barely qualify as a sidekick."

Yugioh Abridged Meme Starters! x

A wounded look flashed on her face but it didn’t phase her words where just that and Reni was fine as long the spoon didn’t appear. “Just because you don’t want to finish these budget reports doesn’t make me any less of an awesome sidekick! Now sign here or I’m getting the colored markers!”

tags: yugioh abridged meme + ahahaha + fear the spoon! + drinkingwiththehokage +
"It’s a shame rich megalomaniacs are immune from the law, or else we could just call the police."

Yugioh Abridged Meme Starters! x

"But isn’t Hokage-sama the police? I mean can you really arrest the leader of our village just because she stole your pudding cup?"

tags: yugioh abridged meme + haha + oh my + for the love of a pudding cup! + uminosclassroom +
"Loreal, because I’m worth it."

 Yugioh Abridged Meme Starters! x

"If that is what you use on your mop Hatake then I need to remember to switch brands."

tags: yugioh abridged meme + haha + can't breathe + laughing too hard + kaminoraijuu +
"That’s just what you get for being a woman with girly parts."

Yugioh Abridged Meme Starters! x

Fist balled at her side as knuckles turned white. biting hard on her lip till it bled leaking a metallic taste onto her tongue. Oh how she wanted to hit him, deck him and wipe the smug grin off face of his face. Had she been a few life lessons short she would of but she practiced restraint.

"Just because our parts differ doesn’t make me any less of a shinobi Hatake!" venom dripped from her voice though it was true she and the other kunoichi had to deal with things their male counterparts never did in her mind it made them more not less. "You try and balance the duties of a shinobi with the nature of a being a woman and see if you do any better!" Reni made note to tell their FEMALE hokage of his words just to get some since of payback and see if he wore that smug grin then.

tags: yugioh abridged meme + oh man + you did it + you pissed her off + damn + kaminoraijuu +
» Yugioh Abridged Meme Starters!


Send me one and see how my muse reacts (crack addition):

  • "Hey gramps can we see your super rare awesome chocolatey fudge coated mega super card?"
  • "My hair!"
  • "For some reason playing a card game as caused me to become severely injured."
  • "Did your testicles just drop in the last five seconds or something? What the hell happened to your voice?"
  • "Screw the rules, I have money."
  • "If you really wish to know, talk to the hand."
  • "It’s official, you’re an idiot."
  • "Wait a minute, you’re just using this monologue to stall for time."
  • “I’m a kleptomaniac. I stole it from school.”
  • "It’s a shame rich megalomaniacs are immune from the law, or else we could just call the police."
  • "Basically, you guys are gonna watch me play with myself."
  • "Screw the money, I have rules! Wait, let me try that again…"
  • "Remind me why we’re friends again."
  • "Loreal, because I’m worth it."
  • "Check it out, it’s a pair of giant breasts attached to a woman!"
  • "Booooobbieeeeessss!"
  • "You’re clearly evil, but I seen no reason not to trust you."
  • "Hey you, quit drawing attention to yourself. You barely qualify as a sidekick."
  • "Sweet mother of Osiris!"
  • "I’m back baby!"
  • "Compared to friendship and compassion, experience is meaningless."
  • "Ok, now where’s my f***ing paycheck?"
  • "We’re going to the beach."
  • "I have ESP."
  • "ESP NOT PMS!"
  • "Tada da da da daaa, puberty power!"
  • "That’s just what you get for being a woman with girly parts."
  • "Hooray for censorship."
tags: yugioh abridged + friggen funny + had to +